Friday Musings 2/3/2006
By lex
Posted on February 3, 2006
A dog would never crawl its way behind the desk in my office. A dog would never intertwine itself among the profusion of wires and perch itself atop the surge protector. Once seated there, a dog would not, with apparent and implacable malignancy, step its little furry feet atop the power off button, thereby sending into the never-sphere 45 minutes worth of work on a Friday afternoon. And if, by chance, it did? A dog would feel guilty. It would not stare at you in insolence and contempt.
This is only one of the reasons why I like dogs so very much more than cats, gentle reader. There are more reasons. This is only one.