On being precise

Posted by Lex, on August 14, 2006

Fidel Castro either did or did not turn 80 yesterday, depending of course on whether or not he’s either 1) alive, or 2) in hell. At this point the evidence is inconclusive.

The rumors of his imminent demise have had the effect of bringing into the spotlight those who secretly get the vapors in the presence of the right brand of tyranny. Also, in what may constitute double counting, certain newspeople.

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