Motivating The Corps
Posted by Lex, on September 10, 2010
Like they need any motivation.

Update: Apparently one of the pirates has irritable bowel syndrome –
“As soon as the first stack of [Marines] made our way into the bridge, their hands were up, their weapons were down, they moved to their knees and they were compliant,” Martin said. “At that point, they were pretty scared. One guy actually defecated himself. … He sh– his pants. I don’t know if that can go on the news or not, but that actually happened.”
This piracy lark is all good and well when you’re the only one with a gun. A little less fun when you’re not.
Update 2: Unintentional evacuation begins in three, two…